Miss Keng, the Star "IDLE"

Miss Keng sure knows how to "KENG" to have her way man!! The whole wide world is waiting for her to finish her work!!!

Just now Jenn told her "Do you want us to camp overnight?" and she can reply "Can I don't camp overnight?" That's when Jenn sarcastically told her "I want you to go home but after you've finished your work! What I'm afraid is do I have to camp overnight?" Didn't that dumb bell get it?

She sms us this morning telling us she's going to see a doctor as she had diarrhoea and vomitted yesterday. MY FOOT!!! Then when I replied her sms saying "do let us know if she needs to follow up with anything after she's seen a doc and if she's going to be on MC". She replied to say she's already at Raffles Medical in shenton way!! Strange!! If you are that sick, how come you can travel all this journey to come to Shenton Way to see a doctor! I guess it must be she didn't manage to finish her work over the weekends! She was forced to bring a laptop back to work out some unfinished business.

Well... when she stepped into the office, she don't look too sick to me! From what I know, she can even eat lunch without vomitting one single grain of rice!! And till now (8:32pm) she still haven't finished her work which was supposed to be due last Friday!! Oh my god! If there's lightning outside the building right now, can you please strike her? She had such a blessed life all this while!!! It would be very amazing to see her down on her luck for once to be struck by lightning! After all, I read from somewhere that in Singapore, the chances of being struck by lightning is the highest compared to any parts of the world!!! So God! Please inform me when you are about to send down lightning to strike her, I'll make sure I don't stand beside her!

Anyway, she's going to be crowned the Star "IDLE" of MEC! And I think she really deserved it!

When Juliet offered to buy Old Chang Kee for us, Miss Keng actually asked for a curry puff!!! Goodness gracious me!!! Someone who is suffering from diarrhoea and vomitted can still eat curry puff??!??!?!?! Wat a big fat liar!!! I think Juliet must be very naive to believe that she's sick! Anyway, she's been throwing tantrums! and I shall not be bothered with crappy people like her! Just felt that she should be sacked for her laziness!

I just pray that when we shift to the new office, she will behave herself and work hard. Or else....

And I can see her willingness to stay back tomorrow, even if she has to camp overnight. 'cos everyone of us will be called into the MD's room tomorrow to know how much BONUS we can get..... well.... if Miss Keng gets 1 month bonus, I think she should be struck by lightning 10 times! and if she gets 1.5 months bonus, she should be struck by lightning 10 times, and drown in the rain!